Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
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Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
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Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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