is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
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so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
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I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
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