3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
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I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
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some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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