This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Randomize
