4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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