I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
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We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
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they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Ladies don't puke and tell