i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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