I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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