i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
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we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
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A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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