Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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