I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
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oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
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He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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