i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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