so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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