i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
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I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
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Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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