well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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