I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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