there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
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just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
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I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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