i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
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I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
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He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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