and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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