i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
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She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
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Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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