Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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