I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
There r osticjed everywhere
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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