please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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