who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Randomize
