been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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