dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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