duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
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Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
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sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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