Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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