You're my little dorito
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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