Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
