Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Little spoons don't ask big questions
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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