I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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