dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
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you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
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As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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