We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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