it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
