Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
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No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
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Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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