You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
My ATM looks so different sober.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
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Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
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Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
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