So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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