You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
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