It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I'd cum for enchiladas.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
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