Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
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Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
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Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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