I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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