I will die if light touches me.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
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(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
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I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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