i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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