wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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