Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
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She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
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I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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