Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
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I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
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Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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