since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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