This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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