How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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