Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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