And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
Randomize
