yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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