Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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