I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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