I got chris browned last night
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
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i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
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I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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