btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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